Free Advice: You get what you pay for

Are you looking for a few tidbits of advice this Thursday night? Probably not, but I'm going to share two from this week's life lessons anyway. Someday you may thank me.

Life Tip #1: First thing in the morning, when your eyes are dry and you haven't put your contacts in yet, DO NOT under any circumstance grab Ear Drops (rather than eye drops) and put them in your eye. It sort of feels like the entire surface of your eyeball is burning off.

Life Tip #2: When leaning over to give your sleeping husband a kiss, be sure he's not about to roll over and check his alarm and crack you in the nose with his arm. Your nose bleeds, your eyes water and your husband feels terrible.

I hope these deep words of wisdom will help you to avoid a painful experience in your future. :)

“Making the decision to have a child is momentous.
It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.”
-Elizabeth Stone

"Marriage is a duel to the death which no man of honor should decline."
-GK Chesterton

“Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken.”

{crazy hair day 2011}